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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:42
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
—
Then came..
Scientists Solve 50-Year Mystery of Strange Zone Deep Inside Earth - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
What is a movie franchise you actually think deserves a reboot?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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